How to make a billion in crypto (in 6 months)

1. Find some geeky unkempt dude with a “blockchain like ether and bitcoin but better” idea. Register a company, appoint its CEO. You convince him that he is Vitalik, unrecognized by the world. And that he does not need money - he is for the idea.

2. Raise $100M from Dixon, Alameda, HNW Chinese Singaporeans and top VCs. The presentation has two slides. The first is a graph of the price of ether and bitcoin for the first 7 years. The second is about why our bespectacled genius is Satoshi's secret protege;. But do not take his calls and the team. There is nothing for them to do there when serious uncles are discussing big money. 50% tokens for you, 50% for investors.

3. We divide the raised as follows:
- $1M for development and donation to the team of unfortunate coders
- $49M in marketing: big conference with Leonardo DiCaprio, Johnny Depp and Greta Thunberg on how blockchain will change the world. We sign an agreement with the governments of Mongolia, Bolivia, Albania and Rwanda that their countries in full force are switching to your shit chain. Ask them to speak from the UN podium about how their prosperity is inextricably linked to this technology.

4. We distribute the remaining $50M to normal teams that will launch barely working, but live products on your scamchain: money market, dex, NFT exchange and some kind of pyramidal farm. The money goes to development, liquidity mining (issuance of tokens to whales) and the creation of scam tokens for these projects on top of our scam chain.

NB! The hardest step. It's hard to cut for a shit chain with 5 TPS, an undocumented virtual machine and zero devtools. But money does engineering wonders, as you know.

5. We promise airdrops to the hamster. The hamster will tweet for this, fill the discord with a couple of hundred thousand of his fellow tribesmen and organize huge communities in China-India-USA, start millions of YouTube channels and organize meetups. The airdrops themselves do not need to be issued - a hamster is not a mammoth.

6. Release. We drain our tokens for hamsters and retail. We give investors x5 in the moment. Ours arrived half a yard. Optionally, you can buy a couple of thousand bitcoins for change so that later on Twitter you can tell that you are a cryptographer and a visionary, and not just a pyramid schemer.

Share the post. Everyone should have a billion euros. And whoever doesn’t have a billion is a sucker and a f**k. Let them study our instructions, think and grow rich.

The story is inspired by a shitshow called Aptos.

2. Соберите $100M от китайских инвесторов, VC и Dixon. Проведите презентацию с двумя слайдами: график изменения цены биткоина и эфириума за последние 7 лет и объяснение, почему ваш гений является преемником Сатоши. Не берите звонки от команды, им там нечего делать. Разделите токены на 50/50 между вами и инвесторами.